seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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