Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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