so let's talk penis.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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