sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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