U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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