I like my sex mixed with concussions.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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