i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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