you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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