I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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