Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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