Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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