am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He better not be in your backpack
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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