I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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