can u get pink eye on your cock?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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