Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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