windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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