just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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