yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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