is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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