im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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