Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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