Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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