super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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