Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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