Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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