Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
high people should be assigned attendants
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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