Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
