i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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