i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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