Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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