Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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