Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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