Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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