i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Randomize
