One girl and one boy is just not enough.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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