we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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