I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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