Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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