just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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