hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
