he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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