I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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