I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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