Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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