Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
