just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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