doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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