did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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