Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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