so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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